Here are some dad jokes, just cause: |
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
CASHIER: "Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?" DAD: "No, just leave it in the carton!’”
When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery? Yep, people are just dying to get in there!
KID: "Hey, I was thinking… " DAD: "I thought I smelled something burning.”
I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
CASHIER: "Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?" DAD: "No, just leave it in the carton!’”
When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery? Yep, people are just dying to get in there!
KID: "Hey, I was thinking… " DAD: "I thought I smelled something burning.”
I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.